Submit a (no more than) 200-word piece of satirical writing below by noon on Thursday, April 23rd. We’ll choose the semi-finalists to read their essays on the air next week and then listeners will be able to vote for the contestants they think should join us in the new WNYC performance space on May 5th for the finals!

Entries should:
Make us think...
Make us feel...
Make us laugh...
Be relevant to the news... Submit your entry below, and remember to keep it to 200 words max! Deadline Looming! Only entries received by Noon on Thursday will be considered!