Apropos of nothing, Ellen took a selfie last year. It was all anyone talked about, which spoke volumes of the rest of the ceremony. This year, Neil Patrick Harris came out (briefly) in his underwear — it will be remembered in the Oscar annals but was actually a reference to Birdman.

Like all happy families, Academy Awards presentations are all mostly the same. (Although admittedly I never, ever expected to see the journalist Glenn Greenwald on stage at an Oscars ceremony.)  The Academy Awards always have their introductory song-and-dance number. This year's musical-theater celebration of the movies was not bad – especially Jack Black's part, with its spot-on critique of formulaic over-budgeted Hollywood blockbusters:

The Academy Awards always have jokes scripted for the host that fall very flat, although the show-long Neil-Patrick-Harris-predictions gag was the monumentally lamest ever. But NPH did come right out of the gate with a joke about honoring "Hollywood's best and whitest... sorry. Brightest." There were stinkers aplenty, but he had lots of memorable zingers, including "Edward Snowden couldn't be here tonight for some treason" after Citizenfour won Best Documentary. 

The Academy Awards always contain one curiously random-seeming choice: Gwyneth Paltrow introducing the tribute to…Glenn Campbell? Oscar night always features instantly forgettable musical numbers (Adam Levine, Rita Ora), and end up being retro spectacles, unwittingly or, sometimes these days, ironically. Or both: take the magnificent Sound of Music medley by Lady Gaga that got a standing ovation and impressed Julie Andrews herself. We were also reminded that "Everything Is Awesome," even when a universally acclaimed animated feature is snubbed:  

The winners: 

Actor in a Supporting Role:

• Robert Duvall, "The Judge"
• Ethan Hawke, "Boyhood"
• Edward Norton, "Birdman"
• Mark Ruffalo, "Foxcatcher"
• J.K. Simmons, "Whiplash" WINNER

Costume Design:

• "The Grand Budapest Hotel" WINNER
• "Inherent Vice"
• "Into the Woods"
• "Maleficent"
• "Mr. Turner"

Makeup and Hairstyling:

• "Foxcatcher"
• "The Grand Budapest Hotel" WINNER
• "Guardians of the Galaxy"

Foreign Language Film:

• "Ida," Poland WINNER
• "Leviathan," Russia
• "Tangerines," Estonia
• "Timbuktu," Mauritania
• "Wild Tales," Argentina

Live Action Short Film

• "Aya"
• "Boogaloo and Graham"
• "Butter Lamp"
• "Parvaneh"
• "The Phone Call" WINNER

Documentary Short Subject

• "Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1" WINNER
• "Joanna"
• "Our Curse"
• "The Reaper (La Parka)"
• "White Earth"

Sound Mixing

• "American Sniper"
• "Birdman"
• "Interstellar"
• "Unbroken"
• "Whiplash" WINNER

Sound Editing

• "American Sniper" WINNER
• "Birdman"
• "The Hobbitt: The Battle of the Five Armies"
• "Interstellar"
• "Unbroken"

Best Supporting Actress

• Patricia Arquette, "Boyhood" WINNER
• Laura Dern, "Wild"
• Keira Knightley, "The Imitation Game"
• Emma Stone, "Birdman"
• Meryl Streep, "Into the Woods"

Visual Effects

• "Captain America: The Winter Soldier"
• "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes"
• "Guardians of the Galaxy"
• "Interstellar" WINNER
• "X-Men: Days of Future Past"

Animated Short Film

• "The Bigger Picture"
• "The Dam Keeper"
• "Feast" WINNER
• "Me and My Moulton"
• "A Single Life"

Animated Feature Film

• "Big Hero 6" WINNER
• "The Boxtrolls"
• "How to Train Your Dragon 2"
• "Song of the Sea"
• "The Tale of the Princess Kaguya"

Production Design

• "The Grand Budapest Hotel" WINNER
• "The Imitation Game"
• "Interstellar"
• "Into the Woods"
• "Mr. Turner"

Cinematography

• "Birdman" WINNER
• "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
• "Ida"
• "Mr. Turner"
• "Unbroken"

Film Editing

• "American Sniper"
• "Boyhood"
• "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
• "The Imitation Game"
• "Whiplash" WINNER

Documentary Feature

• "Citizenfour" WINNER
• "Finding Vivian Maier"
• "Last Days in Vietnam"
• "The Salt of the Earth"
• "Virunga"

Original Song

• "Everything Is Awesome," "The Lego Movie"
• "Glory," "Selma" WINNER
• "Grateful, "Beyond the Lights"
• "I"m Not Gonna Miss You," "Glen Campbell: I'll Be Me"
• "Lost Stars," "Begin Again"

Original Score

• "The Grand Budapest Hotel" WINNER
• "The Imitation Game"
• "Interstellar"
• "Mr. Turner"
• "The Theory of Everything"

Original Screenplay

• "Birdman" WINNER
• "Boyhood"
• "Foxcatcher"
• "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
• "Nightcrawler"

Adapted Screenplay

• "American Sniper"
• "The Imitation Game" WINNER
• "Inherent Vice"
• "The Theory of Everything"
• "Whiplash"

Directing

• Alejandro González Iñárritu, "Birdman" WINNER
• Richard Linklater, "Boyhood"
• Bennett Miller, "Foxcatcher"
• Wes Anderson, "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
• Morten Tyldum, "The Imitation Game"

Best Actor

• Steve Carell, "Foxcatcher"
• Bradley Cooper, "American Sniper"
• Benedict Cumberbatch, "The Imitation Game"
• Michael Keaton, "Birdman"
• Eddie Redmayne, "The Theory of Everything" WINNER

Best Actress

• Marion Cotillard, "Two Days, One Night"
• Felicity Jones, "The Theory of Everything"
• Julianne Moore, "Still Alice" WINNER
• Rosamund Pike, "Gone Girl"
• Reese Witherspoon, "Wild"

Best Picture

• "American Sniper"
• "Birdman" WINNER
• "Boyhood"
• "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
• "The Imitation Game"
• "Selma"
• "The Theory of Everything"
• "Whiplash"