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Five Things You Had to See Online This Week

This week in “Thanks, Internet” — a Fifty Shades of Grey/Stars Wars mashup, getting to know The Sucklord, the incredibly detailed breakdown of "Total Eclipse of the Heart," junior high Prince, and pipe organist Cameron Carpenter's bizarrely gratuitous promo video.

1. Fifty Shades of Jabba the Hutt

We've seen a lifetime's worth of Fifty Shades of Grey parodies since the erotic thriller's trailer came out months ago, but none made us more uncomfortable than Fifty Shades of Hutt. The good (?) people at Film Geekery dropped the trailer's audio atop footage of the domineering relationship between Jabba The Hutt and Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi and we don't want to see this movie, either. 

2. Meet The Sucklord

Some years ago, Star Wars action figures influenced a guy who goes by "The Sucklord" to make bootleg action figures. He combines pieces of different toys in order to make original ones. This week, Brooklyn filmmaker Joey Garfield uploaded a pretty profane and good short about The Sucklord to Vimeo. Unsurprisingly, the artist is a character-and-a-half who has a lot to say about  sexual preferences in children’s toys and the charm of super villains.

3. "Total Eclipse of the Heart" Gets Really Broken Down

The internet loves breaking down pop songs, whether on the lyrics annotation site Genius, the podcast Song Exploder, or in essays on Slate. This week, one of the greatest songs of all time was given the explanation it deserves when Aaron Wilde spent thirty minutes parsing every last note of "Total Eclipse of the Heart." Get the popcorn ready before you hit play. 

4. Prince Can (Probably) Dunk 

Dave Chappelle and Charlie Murphy once (in a sketch that will live forever) suggested how good a basketball player Prince is. This week, we got some hard evidence that the incredible story might be true: a photo of Prince in his basketball gear while attending Bryant Junior High:

5. This Is Spinal Tap Cameron Carpenter

It took us this long to discover pipe organist Cameron Carpenter, but we found him just in time to celebrate the one-year anniversary of one of the strangest videos we've ever seen on YouTube: