This week in “Thanks, Internet” — An epic movie phone tree, Eleanor Roosevelt's booty call, the unseen power of grammar, an otherworldly Elton John cover, and a Rottweiler's self-evaluation win the internet this week.
1. Is It Me You're Looking For?
Some supercuts get old pretty quickly, but this one doesn’t. Phone calls in movies from Dial M for Murder to Anchorman are linked in one long phone call. It starts with simple salutations, but eventually turns into a bizarre narrative that somehow seems to work.
Thanks, Roshen!
2. Why, Eleanor!
The New York Public Library is digitizing its Billy Rose Theatre Division Archive. That means a whole world of ephemera, which wasn’t on the internet before, now is. The website Open Culture started sifting through it all and uncovered some gems including portraits of Katherine Hepburn, costume sketches and, best of all, a telegram Eleanor Roosevelt sent the burlesque dancer Gypsy Rose Lee on what must have been one incredible opening night.
Thanks, Lynn!
3. An Interactive Guide To Ambiguous Grammar
"An Interactive Guide To Ambiguous Grammar" is maybe the least click-baity headline of the year, but Vijith Assar’s essay on McSweeney’s also happens to be one of the most worthwhile reads of the year. It’s ostensibly about the differences between the active voice and the passive voice — how the sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” transforms into the sentence “Speed was involved in a jumping-related incident while a fox was brown.”
What’s most amazing is that it turns out to be an examination of the language we use to report shootings of unarmed black men by police officers. Didn’t see that coming, did you?
4. Such A Timeless Flight
Astronauts, etc.’s take on Elton John’s “Rocket Man” is aces. It takes something that was already beautiful and makes it silkier, smoother, and maybe even a little sweeter.
5. The Perfect Caption
did... did a rottweiler write this pic.twitter.com/cmK7icX2J7
— Molled Cider (@ilikemints) September 14, 2015