Mark

I never forget momma's words when it came in the mail. "Shit we ain't never won nothin'!" It made me happy. Happier than the time I won the second grade spelling bee. Won it by spellin' the word phenomenon. Don't even know what it means. Saw it on Jeopardy once. Don't know how they used it. Don't care. Alls I know is that momma put her name in the drawing at the Chug n Go and we done won us something. I think I'm gonna like it. That is if I get to use it. Momma likes her smokes and even though it was a raffle to win the thermos I think she would have won by osmosis just by smoking so much. Osmosis....ain't seen that on Jeopardy. Well it's here. Hope I get to play with it with my sis when we go to the park. Damn...momma left her smokes on the coffee table. Maybe I should try one. Says send in proofs for prizes. It's just smokes. What do I have to lose?