This is a nametag popsicle stick that I had laying around, (a banana flavored popsicle with the yellow dye still on it that resembles a pee stain to be exact) that is now a nametag for those holiday party's and get together's where you might be an unknown. It has an ordinary safety pin glued to the back. However, you could use velcro or double sided sticky tape. All of this for under 50 cents.

I love Amy Sedaris and her sense of humor. I hope she finds this crafty thing a ma-jig mildly amusing, at best and giggles at the sight of it.