The sound of good old fashioned wind isn't good enough for you?
Too bad!!
I ransacked the bathroom for materials- cotton balls, an empty tampon box and felt that used to be a Kleenex cozy (sorry Aunt Phyllis) to create my absolutely silent Wind Chime.
I refuse to enable your contribution to noise pollution and I took a whole thirty minutes out of my unemployment to make this gift. So please, shut up and have a Silent Night for once in your life.