John

15

The sun rose and everything fell.
Alex's friend said, "Wow, that's sad, isn't it?"
Alex said, "Well yeah, it's an apocalypse."
His friend was like, "What? No, I mean that the sun is such a jerk. If you made everything fall, why not just pick it up?! Like, who raised you? Ah, whatever. Just don't open that door over there."
"Why not?" Alex asked.
His friend said, "The sun rising makes everything fall, but opening the door makes certain things end. If you open that door, Madonna's career will end and she'll have to retire!"
Alex stared at the door handle and slowly turned the knob.