John

15

The sun rose and everything fell.
Alex was at work when it happened. His boss said, "Okay everyone, listen up. Now that everything is falling, we can't have the building open in anyway." He looked at Alex. "Can you handle that?"
Alex felt offended. He said, "Well of course. I'm not dumb!" His boss nodded and walked away.
Alex' co-worker said, "Hey Alex, I dare you to open the door."
Alex said, "I know what you're trying to do. It won't work. You're not the boss of me."
His co-worker was like, "Okay, okay, sorry."
Alex said, "It's okay."
Then the co-worker said, "But hey, I dare you to not open the door."
Alex stared at the door handle and slowly turned the knob.