Are you a fancy lady? A sporty gal with style? You should be able to enjoy watching the game while still keeping a tidy coffee table and your feminine flair. The answer to your woes---The Sporty Lady’s Remote Boat! Never again will you wonder “Where is that darn clicker?” or “Why can’t I watch TV and still walk that cutting edge of home decor?” Witness the perfect polygamous marriage of found objects, fashion and function.

This timeless treasure was invented when one of a pair of pumps went bust, and I just couldn’t accept that the only fate for the orphan shoe was the garbage chute. In a lucky coincidence the three remaining silver balls holding up my rickety lamp needed removing and voila---a perfect way to give a polished base to a delightful remote boat. But it needed something special, some panache…… A quick browse at the dollar revealed a mini bowling set to die for and my vision was complete! With some elbow grease and a hot glue gun I was able to capture the motion and excitement of “the game” while still retaining function and class…....well, in a thrifty-crafty-kooky kind of way…..